1. Memba
when you do all you homework at school so dat as yuh reach home you ramp so til
you hear smadddy shout out...
2. "yuh
madda a ccooooommme!" and yuh dash inna yuh house and change yuh school
uniform as yuh would surely get a beaten fi inna yuh uniform at 6pm.
3. Memba
when yuh go school 7 days a week fi keep yuh outa trouble. Mon - Friday regular
school and private lesson, saturday class, and sunday school at church which is
a half day affair.
4. Memba if
yuh 'kin poopah lick' and bu'st out you pants, yuh get a beaten
5. Memba 10
cent bulla and jackass corn
6. Memba
when you turn on the tv at 4pm and wait till JBC sign on at 5pm, stand at
attention sing the national anthem, and den sit back and watch some cartoon.
And dont figet di Big Bwoy story whey you did haffi hide and tell
7. Memba
when yu a come fram school and stop fi pick cherry off Mass John cherry tree
and dawg run yu dung
8. Memba
when yu madda sen yu fi tek the clothes fram affa di line but yu wait til night
den yu fraid fi go by yuself
9. Memba
when yu fraid fi go a shop by yuself a night because Miss Matty jus' dead and
yu tink yu might si har duppy
